Owl Sweater Progress: A Conversation

Heather, isn't that the Owls sweater you were working on a little while ago?

Why yes, it is in fact the Owls sweater I was working on a while ago.

Didn't you rip it all back already once?  I thought you were much further along!

Yeah well, I'd ripped it back a while ago and started over, but er...realized it was way too big...again.

How far along were you?!

*mumbles incoherently*

Pardon me?

*coughuptothearmpitscough*

Ah.  So this would be your...third time starting this sweater?

...yes.

*headdesk*